Rockholla
I’ve been inspired by the handful of advertisements on my way to work this morning:
Shipping Dance Mom Wars
Moms Who Wear Brooches
Moms Who Wear Wristwatches
Little Baby Brothers
Little Baby Brothers and Poopy Pants
Farty Poopy, Poopy Farty
Jim’s Hand is a Hand
Shit-talking Dads
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Phew, now that we’ve gotten that title out of the way…
If you’re like me, you still hold on to the instinct of slamming the phone down to end a conversation that’s upsetting. That instinct, however, doesn’t work out too well when you bring smartphones into the equation. Smartphones for dumb people prove problematic. I [...]
Assign right to the feelings left
Keep safe what your mother kept
Be sure of a manic cleft
Before his daughter’s left to be
Half-wit is what we often say
Of the ones, should be done away
With a bone and silver tray
Try your luck with faded glee
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Assuming they have some crisp.
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/easy-sugar-cookies/detail.aspx
Add another half-egg and let bake for a bit longer. Poor half-egg.
UPDATE: and don’t forget to sprinkle a little brown sugar on top before putting them in the oven.
Women want to take care of what’s in front of them, Men want to look at stuff and maybe go over there
Or have you thought that Miller’s Crossing is a better movie than The Godfather? And then realized after watching half of The Godfather that, “Oh, yeah, wait, this movie is better.”
And then, maybe, after doing that, you realized that it’s a comparison of two different kinds of movies, and had the thought, “I’m watching [...]
I was so psyched to see this article in the New York Times on internet usage and its effects on memory. I’ve been thinking about this idea for quite some time, but have continually forgotten to look up info on the topic. Hi ho.
I can often feel how drastically my memory capability [...]
I spent some time tonight in my local bar while doing my laundry. The bartender was super nice, so I went back even after laundry was done. And because I like to drink. And I stayed because they were doing karaoke later. I thought I might stick around and hear some chops. More importantly, I [...]
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